Asheville based 2-2 beer league team looking for a couple last minute pickups, dude or lady. We will be making blended drinks on the beach all weekend and may even do a romantic reading or two. If this sounds good to you, hit me up email@example.com. Did I mention we have extra bed spots. Seriously this is an opportunity you do not want to miss.
Name: Rae (Rae-Ray Bagginses or Fred-Rae Mercur-Rae)
Skills: Regularly plays with washed up World’s players, & holds court; people call me flick-nasty – actually, I just made that up, butt it would be cool, right?
Gender: is meaningless! Ass male @ immaculate womb evacuation
Age: 28, tis not 30, but damn… kid is old.
Sui Generis: witty banter, dance-wizardry, & spontaneous shenanigans supporter!